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Can You Hear Me Now?

December 30th, 2009 No comments

link DailyTech – Reports: Google’s Nexus One Price, ETFs, and Contract Details Leak

As hard as it is to believe, it was over 130 years ago in 1876, that US patent numbers 161,739 and 174,465 were issued to an American inventor that would contribute to arguably the most dynamic industry in history. Alexander Graham Bell, widely given credit for the invention of this device, started the whole ball rolling with the benign statement, at least for its time, “Watson, come here, I want you”. The Watson referred to was no slouch himself going on to later found a small business machine company which grew a bit into a company today known as IBM.

The telephone was invented. Over the next hundred plus years, every manner of contrivance was implemented to squeeze money from a public eager to talk and talk and then talk some more. In fact, some say that the phenomenon of the teenager would have been impossible were it not for the telephone’s invention. Morse coding your squeeze after a hot date wasn’t practical and spelling errors were problematic. “What did he mean by 2 dots? Did he mean 3 dots? or a dash?”

The first phone company, American Telephone and Telegraph had what many had assumed to be a lock on permanent revenue. How that got screwed up is another discussion, but suffice to say, with the evolution from communal phones, to private phones in homes, to public pay phones, there was a penny to made at every step. It wasn’t that long ago that if a long distance call came in, you would first be prompted to accept the charge by an operator and then the whole room went silent as this expensive call was taken. Phones were essential to any modern home in those days and it often occupied a prominent place in the house. The idea of convenience and portability in those days was a 30 foot cord.

Fast forward to our modern lives where cell phones are as common as nipples on a cow. Everyone has one, or two or six. Little kids have them as well as the elderly. Naturally business people require them and of course teenagers have them. In third world countries where there’s no running water or cable TV, the villagers have them. But a phone isn’t just a phone any more; how quaint would that be? Can you imagine kids in 1970 getting excited about getting a phone for Christmas?

No sir. Phones today are mini computers capable of collecting and transmitting not only voice, but also data. Pictures are sent, word files are stored. These devices can not only inform, but embarrass, just ask Tiger. Phones today have exceeded the capability of personal computers of just 10 years ago. Manufacturer Sony Ericsson has a ‘smart phone’ that approaches $900! Google has a product called Android which will compete with Iphone which competes with Blackberry.
Tech blogs wax breathlessly about the release of the new latest gizmo because…well…because…it’s newer and better!

According to a tech research outfit, Wintergreen Research, the worldwide telecommunications market including wireless handsets are set for extraordinary growth, doubling from $123 billion in 2004 to $282 billion in 2010. This piece was done presumably a few years ago, before the invention of the newer, costlier gizmos.

The classic advice for any salesperson is to point out features, but explain benefits. With the new phone devices these days, they’re all features but murky on the marginal benefits to the old phone. In fact, we’re seeing smart phones and dumb people. Is this really an empowerment of man’s innate need to communicate or is it just proof that people will buy anything as long as it’s new?

Who could have possibly imagined the lengths we’d go to just to gab about mainly nothing. The biggest irony is, most phones now are geared to allow people to communicate by TEXT not voice!! These days, when someone texts “Come here Watson, I want you”, it has a whole new meaning…and usually is accompanied by pictures.

So never mind banking bailouts, buy PHONES!

What to watch in the afternoon now?

December 28th, 2009 No comments

link Tyra Banks ending The Tyra Show; popular talk show will end after this season

It’s quite revealing to observe what passes as popular entertainment in the mass media outlets and then to draw some conclusions about the audience. The five year run for Ms. Banks’ show is not really that surprising given the universal fascination of women with their appearance. What is surprising is that the show supposedly was about the empowerment of young women. Not to denigrate the intentions of Ms. Banks, but a show which at it’s core discussed body and beauty issues and empowerment and which offered the notion that looks aren’t important would have more credibility if let’s say, Rosie O’Donnell hosted it rather than a former runway model. On the other hand, Ms. Banks is still involved with another show, America’s Next Top Model, which, surprise,surprise as the title suggests, searches for exterior beauty, empowerment be darned. With Oprah also leaving, at least network TV, where will young women turn for life advice? I guess they’ll have to revert to the second stringer: their mothers…as if they knew something about life.

Charlie Sheen is in the news recently for some boorish behavior, what a shock. The real shock is that the TV show which he anchors, Two and a half Men, is still be on the air. It has been running for an astounding seven seasons! This is truly a remarkable feat of writing or a remarkable indictment of the audience. That a show can run this long with the same running gag is quite the achievement. If there was an Emmy handed out for the most overuse of double entendres, or the most variations of contrived sexual predicaments, or most predictable one liners, this show would get the lifetime statue. In America in the 21st century, do we really find his character’s escapades naughty and titillating? Is some gal in a towel really something to blush over? Is this not Three’s Company with bowling shirts?

Then of course, there’s Jerry Springer; real people, real lives, 18 seasons! Now there’s some reflection of the folk. Some selected topics from his shows which can be found on their website:

A Cross Dresser Wants my Gal
Mistresses on a Manhunt
Brutal Betrayals
I’m Marrying a Transexual
Forbidden Affairs
Dirty Double Crossers
Oops! Cheated again

And of course;

I slept with my daughter’s man.

In a culture which mercilessly reveals and glamorizes the sordid exploits of celebrities, in which no aspect of human behavior is too base to exploit, it’s amusing to think that a girl in a towel can be titillating. But maybe that’s refreshing; maybe that means more people are not as hardened by the onslaught of crap which passes as entertainment as we think.