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In observance of over a year of absurdity, here’s an ode to the events, to be sung to the tune of Gilligan’s Island

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale

A tale that’s sad but true

That started from a Chinese town

With bats that caused the flu..

The panic was a little one

And safety was ensured

But suddenly the world went nuts

For a two week cure, a two week cure..

The masks became a needed thing

That people had to wear

Despite the claims they didn’t work

The sheeple didn’t care, the sheeple didn’t care

Then gradually the world got locked

The people got enslaved

They closed the churches and the bars

And no one would be paid

And here we are, a year gone by

And things are looking worse

With penalties

And jail time too

With ID cards and a pass

Vaccinations…

The pandemic flop, can’t be stopped

Here in Idiot’s world.

link: LISTEN: Judge Rips Kids Away From Moms Who Get Caught Not Wearing Masks (infowars.com)

You’d think that with all the data now available, the mask charade would die a deserved death and its most vocal adherents begin to slink away, ashamed to have been associated with their implementation…but like betting on the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl, you’d be wrong.  As the linked article above shows, the oppression continues even as more and more states are abandoning the mask edicts.  These intransigent bureaucrats are like Japanese soldiers hiding in the jungle long after the war was over.

In deference to these wayward bureaucrats, here is an ode to them ( with apologies to Dr Seuss)

A mask they ask
So mask we must
It matters not
If we go bust
They never tell us
Who they save
It only matters
That we be slaves
For saving lives
It’s plain to see
Is how it looks
Not how it be
They try to tell us
What to do
To stifle voices
Me and you
Soon the clerks
Will lose their clout
We will have
To push them out
All the people
Are not dumb
Let’s rid the people
Of this scum