Hold My Beer, Watch This…
link Men really are more stupid than women, research shows – Telegraph.
On the surface of it, there really isn’t much doubt as to the veracity of the claim in the linked article. Whomever started the Darwin awards years ago was just underlining the best of the best stupidos that men perpetrate on themselves in any given year.
And as the article points out, the winners of this dubious award are invariably men. But stupid? Let’s think about this for a moment. It’s hard to argue that men doing things that have an obvious danger element (to most onlookers) can be labeled as stupid. For example, playing Russian Roulette with an automatic pistol is categorically stupid, no debate there. The article refers to the case of the aspiring terrorist who opens an explosive laden letter that had been returned to him with insufficient postage. Also no debate.
That the Darwin list is so regularly populated by men speaks to the fact that men as a group are risk takers and have been hard wired that way since Adam first said, “Sure, I’ll take a bite, what’s the harm?” Physiology aside, this characteristic alone is the main dividing line between men and women. Despite the current narrative of thought that men and women are equal in all respects except for shoe ownership, the indisputable fact is that men are wired to take risks.
They are that half of the species that is supposed to be out there chasing food and protecting the home territory. This behavior is innate, much like dogs that naturally circle their sleep area a few times before bedding down. Success at those tasks likely requires that a few chances be taken here or there to achieve the best results. Early man may have had to jump off a ledge to catch prey that may have otherwise escaped. He had to chase after animals twice his size armed only with a sharp stick. He may have had to resort to eating oysters when no other food was available. Of course, the more successful he was at getting food or protecting his territory, the more likely that he would get his choice of babes. That’s the theory.
To this day, despite the ever neutering effects of lawyers (at least in Western societies) men still do goofy things. In recent times, Nik Wallenda is the guy who thought it might be amusing to cross high above Chicago office towers on a tightrope. Steve Frayne thought it might be fun to jump off a capsule from outer space to the earth below. Let’s include Jeb Corliss, base jumper; Alain Robert, aka Spiderman, who climbs the sheer faces of skyscrapers; and of course the Knievel men, father Evel and son Robby. Those are guys who are now widely admired but were all only a hair away from being Darwin award winners if things had not worked out.
So much for the famous guys; how about the run of the mill guys? Most people have never heard of Larry Walters. A truck driver by trade, in 1982 he decided to hook up some helium balloons to a lawn chair and made a flying machine. His explanation? ” A man can’t just sit around”. Many guys are like Larry. Let’s face it, if he had killed himself in the attempt, he would most certainly have qualified for the Darwin award.
In today’s ever more litigious society with its nanny sensibilities, a man has to find ways to vent his natural urge to take risks. Some buy penny stocks, some smoke unfiltered cigarettes, some order the non organic beef. Some men date lawyers. Some gamble it all at casinos. Some start entertainment companies. Some risks work out tremendously well, others not so much. But if not for this behavior, men and women would be much worse off. Does that make men stupid?
And speaking of women; Christopher Columbus may have thought it was a good idea to sail off the flat of the earth, but it was Queen Isabella that underwrote it. Men may be idiots, but women still like them that way and often cheer them on.