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December 14, 2010

Must Be A Link Somewhere

Filed under: Culture,Politics — Tags: , — TC @ 8:12 am

link Global Eruption Rocks the Sun – NASA Science.

We’ll give this a week or so before expecting that someone from the bizarro world of global warming finds some cause and effect linking human activity to the recently discovered flareups in the sun, a mere 93 million miles away.  We can predict that an academic study will show that the collective action of millions of soccer moms starting their SUV’s will create a chain reaction of carbon particles that create an impermeable shield to the sun’s rays which are then bounced back to the sun creating flareups.  Consequently,  a campaign will be started to have these moms bring kids to the games on bicycles. 

There’s an old Chinese saying to the effect that,  to a frog in a well, the sky is a 4 foot circle.  This is the mentality that has guided the global warming crowd since inception.  From this interesting article comes a very similar sentiment:

“…One commentator recalled the old adage of three blind men describing an elephant–one by feeling the trunk, one by holding the tail, and another by sniffing a toenail. Studying the sun one sunspot at a time may be just as limiting…”

The geniuses at the annual UN Climate Conference may want to heed some of these comments.  It’s still  hard to believe idiots spend all kinds of taxpayer money to gather and talk about the weather.  The only toxic and noxious gases that are present there, spew forth from the attendees.

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December 10, 2010

You Can Trade Teens?

Filed under: Culture,Politics — Tags: , , , , — TC @ 10:30 am

link Ted Turners Craziest Scheme Yet: Cap and Trade…With Children | NewsBusters.org.

And here many thought ole Ted was a crazy man.  He may be old, but his mind is still rapier sharp.  Daring to push the boundaries of political correctness, he is the first to publicly express an obvious solution to global warming, excessive debt, excessive demand, spiralling health care and education costs as well as overcrowding with only one simple measure.

Cap and trade kids!  Pure genius.  This may be the smartest thing he’s thought of since offing Jane Fonda.  It’s the most brilliant idea for income and resource redistribution since Obama got elected.  People who are economically disadvantaged trade off their potential kids as credits.  They can use these credits to improve their lives.  Think of the money saved on feeding, caring, health bills, babysitters not to mention higher education.  The rich on the other hand can afford to have dozens of kids.  These fortunate kids will have access to all the resources and amenities that their wealthy parents can give them.

Less financially advantaged people will find it less onerous to own homes, since they won’t have as many people to house.  Heck, that old double wide is going to feel rather palatial!  While less visionary people in Cancun scoff at his ideas, sometimes the best solutions are the ones no one wants to embrace.  Look at China.  Within a generation or two of enforcing the one child society, they are an economic powerhouse! 

The logical next step is to solve the global food crisis.  Hint: they don’t call them wiener dogs for nothing….

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