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May 20, 2011

Activist Firemen

link Firefighters union halting federal contributions – Yahoo! News.

The benign image of the affable firefighter who fixes kids’ bicycles, rescues stranded cats in trees and posing for cheesecake calendars when not risking their lives to pull infants from burning buildings is as quaint and passe as the iconic slide pole in the firehouse.  Like the brass poles, which have been put to good use and made notorious by another profession, the image of some firefighters are being associated with some iffier elements.

Who knew that collectively they felt compelled to contribute to political parties as part of their jobs?  What does supporting Democrats have to do with cats in trees?  Most of us have grown up with the image of the fireman as the  gallant and selfless hero.  They were always considered above the fray of partisan activity.  That was left to sleazy businessmen, ambitious politicians and occasionally, the wayward cop.   But not firemen.   Who doubts the intentions of a fireman?

Alas, that profession has fallen victim to the disease that has fatally affected many professions.  The public union.  Like the infamous Teachers unions, firefighters’ unions now exert political influence beyond their expected roles in society.  You would think that their roles are pretty clear, that is to look after the needs of their local constituents.  According to this article however, these unions have been actively supporting national level  politicians sympathetic to union interests.  How is this different than if janitors and tree pruners banded together to have a national voice?  What if they decided that Global warming was a sympathetic cause?

When someone decides on a profession such as firefighter, presumably they do it out of conscious choice.  As far as I know, no one goes into it because they were forced into it or that it was a way to make ends meet to support 4 kids.  Presumably, they liked the lifestyle and job description;  the red trucks and sirens didn’t hurt.  Certainly, there is always the element of mortal danger with the job as well and that’s why we have such respect for them.  But clearly, some in their ranks find it more lucrative to be climbing up political ladders than those propped next to burning buildings.  With the political activism of their unions, it now certainly appears that hooking up their hoses  to the public pension system is the end game for them.   Their burnished image suffers and they’ll be seen as just another self serving union organization.  I’d guess that most of the public isn’t even aware of this.   They may be hosed in ways they didn’t expect.

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March 27, 2011

Earth Twits

Earth Hour | Twitter takes Earth Hour viral.

You have to give credit to the clever people who originally orchestrated this “World Event” some years ago.  This is the ultimate expression of that social networking phenomenon called a flash mob.  Flash mobs can be benign and amusing such as when strangers start spontaneously singing at a mall, or when people decide to go out without pants on New York’s subways.  They can have genuine influence such as the credit given to social networking for the uprisings in Egypt and the middle east.   It’s always important to catch the attention of a younger group of people, since only youth will do anything for the sole crazy reason of, it seemed like a good idea at the time.  If you’re going to try to get a mob going, start it among youth, they love the group experience.  Ever notice the green zealots?  They all have that same unkempt hair, bearded chops look.  Anyone who wants to be taken seriously in that movement, has to have the group green look.  We’re not sure why.

At the root of the flash mob phenomenon is the fun, whimsical nature of the happening.  The novelty and symbolism of  the  Earth Day event however has long passed it’s amusement factor and is instead merely kept alive by zealots who still cling to their misguided notions of how things work.  Although the hardcore nuts have managed to cajole some ‘mainstream’ groups to sponsor observance of the day, as if not observing it makes you a social pariah, the declining participation year over year shows that like all things that amuse kids, the novelty has worn off.  Earth Day is the modern Tickle Me Elmo.  The obvious exaggeration and fraud of global warming hasn’t helped the cause either.

Imagine if somebody were able to float the notion that humans were creating too much sewage.  On this version of earth day, everyone would be cajoled into not going to the bathroom for an entire day.  And to really encourage participation, all public washrooms would have locks placed on them.  It could be a finable offense to sell someone a bran muffin.  Something tells  me this day of observance won’t make it to be annual event, at least not by those over 40 years of age.    And therein lies the secret of all crazy movements.  Get the kids involved first.  Most older people know better and have a firmer grip on reality, or should.  It’s no coincidence that the big push for hysterical  issues such as global warming occurs in the schools where impressionable kids have no means of assessing validity.   “Daddy, don’t you want to save the earth?” is the plea from innocent 6 year olds.  So the parents play along the same way they place a plate of cookies and milk in the living room on Christmas eve.

Eventually, the kids grow up and the realization of misguided idealism hits them.  They figure out that walking around in the dark with kerosene lamps, a candle, or just glow bugs in a jar really isn’t practical.  They’ll figure out that the invention of electricity, flush toilets and central heating  are not just capitalist frivolities but real advances in civilization.  They’ll figure out that the charm of bicycling to work in a rainstorm loses its charm in only one session.  Most significantly, they’ll find that as larger chunks of their paycheques are confiscated for ill conceived and quixotic environmental causes, their support for zealous dictates will wane.  Maybe thankfully, they’ll shave off those goofy beards.

 

 

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