How About New Global Warming?
link FOXNews.com – White House: Global Warming Out, Global Climate Disruption In.
In the marketing business, if you can’t sell something for what it is, call it something else. Take the culinary delicacy which is essentially, offal. They may call them sweetbreads, but there’s nothing sweet about them and the only bread involved is if it had been passing through. In the same manner, we can call them sausages or hot dogs, but they’re basically eyelid and snout snacks. Escargot is still snails. There’s no cheese in head cheese. Bacon is pork belly.
So now, some goofballs are trying to impose Global Climate Disruption as the official nomenclature for the failed Global Warming schemes. The short handle will be GCD, which to me might as well mean Goofball Caused Disinformation. Oddly, this sounds somewhat like the medical condition that men can take blue pills for. This relabelling charade is the same strategy to recast the War on Terror theme to the new expression, Man Caused Disaster, MCD, which could easily stand for Millions Can Die. These clowns remind me of the old ’60’s TV series, Get Smart wherein the good guys worked for CONTROL and the bad guys worked for KAOS, international organization of evil.
I think we can create a new group in order to counter the idiotic notions put forth by these chicken littles who insist that the world will end every hour on the hour. This new society can be called Anthropomorphic Soiling Is Fraudulent, or ASIF. I would happily lend out my trademark in the battle against rampant disinformation and scare mongering. Do they really think that repackaging the rotting corpse of Global Warming will make this an easier sell to the public? As the article points out, yes, especially if you are trying to pitch that message while standing in 5 feet of snow.
If these people manage to push this new labelling into common usage and influence economies and disrupt human lives, well then I guess P.T. Barnum was right. They can call it GCD, but it’s still offal.