As IF Times

link With Gore facing sex accusation, long-lost memories emerge | Washington Examiner.

The story line about how Al allegedly stuck his tongue down the throat of an unwilling woman is easily the creepiest image I have come across in my news scans.  Let’s try to erase that from our minds. 

Having said that, what better way to describe the Global warming hokum that’s been foisted down the throats of unsuspecting people for the past few years?  Also unwanted, also aggressive and also repulsive.  The worst part of if it is that it feels like a gang of Al Gores have been imposing their will down our throats through the industry of Global warming as they foist their opinions upon the masses of naive people.  Millions of zealots were recruited to the Church of Al to spread the panic that was Global Warming.   To not believe was to be irresponsible, bordering on criminal.  Their way was to be imposed upon everyone, like it or not, real or not, for their own good.  Actually, it’s all quite reminiscent of the Crusades without the be-headings and the torture.

That the Global Warming  industry still thrives today and that vapid expressions such as ‘sustainability’ have embedded themselves into publc speech and policy are a testament to just how pervasive and effective the assault has been.  Now, years after the initial assault, some are beginning to see  the charade for what it is, the rantings of a ‘crazed earth poodle’ to borrow an expression.  There were many that told him to stop, but he persisted anyway. 

Unfortunately, even if Al’s credibility suffers on both his personal and professional fronts. the assault that he has wrought continues even without his stewardship. An entire generation of kids and politicians have been brainwashed by his alarmist and unfounded bleatings.  In our city, Vancouver, the largest collection  of granola eating, sandal wearing politically correct eco groupies outside of San Francisco, politicians have enacted policies that pander to the wishes of the more rabid segment of them.  Now, we have main traffic arteries serving the downtown business district constricted by the construction of bicycle lanes.  As if business people will jump on their bikes to go to meetings.  It’ll be amusing for car commuters to see the empty bike lanes when the rainy season starts.  The mayor will be lucky there’s not an election then.  It’ll be amusing as well to see how he explains that gasoline and insurance levies on cars intended for road maintenance will instead be funneled into making the streets better for 38 cyclists, none of whom pay any transportation tax. 

The Church of Al has also caused all kinds of ‘green’ taxes to rain down from all political levels, all meant to shape the behaviour of people not otherwise believing in the message.  It will probably take at least a generation for the trauma of that to wear off.  Meanwhile, another group of learned scientists have offered their opinion of what’s in store.  They think that it’s all going to end anyway, well, within a few million years.  According to this article; http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1294372/Life-Earth-wiped-27-million-years.html the earth goes through a cataclysm every 27 million years or so. 

“…Scientists from the University of Kansas and the Smithsonian Institute in Washington DC are 99 per cent confident that there are extinctions every 27 million years…”

Get that? 99 per cent confident! So why worry about a few trees, spotted amoebas, or rising tides, it’s all going to end anyway.  People should stand up, speak out and refuse to be assaulted anymore.  Take back the world.

link Our own extinction is forecast, but he’s going by dead reckoning | Herald Sun.

For the benefit of those 3 people hanging on to every pronouncement from this Professor Frank Fenner guy, the forecast of imminent extinction of homo sapiens is actually great news.  I can’t even begin to enumerate the useless industries that will go to zero and the corresponding businesses that will emerge as a result.

Firstly and foremost, the whole bustling business of global warming will collapse.  Since the end is only a hundred or so years out, there’s no need to preserve the planet, man won’t be around anyway.  Of course the immediate impact will be to thrust thousands upon thousands of lawyers and politicians out of work since we won’t need laws to protect the environment.  Sadly, protest sign makers and people who make a living transporting protesters back and forth will see their businesses go extinct as well.

The entire tax system can be revamped since no longer will we have to ding people to pay for infrastructure.  Existing bridges and roads will probably last most of the way to the next hundred years and if not, it won’t matter.  The real estate market may suffer a bit since no one will bother to buy something that will have no demand in a finite time.  The exception of course is waterfront property.  Even with the clock ticking, people still want the ocean view.  The banking business will go to zero, since no one’s going to bother to repay any loans.  The smart guys will try to get 110 year no interest mortgages with a balloon payment at the end.

While the first thought is that society will become more hedonistic and violent since a finite end is in place, the opposite may be true.  The religion racket will be huge since with everyone rushing to get to the next place, they’ll all want to get as good a spot as possible.  Naturally, all kinds of programs will be sold to allow people to get those coveted positions.  Living a benign life will probably score you some good spots in the next one.   Of course, there will always be those that won’t comply with the civility expected by society, but rather than having to waste time and  money incarcerating them, they’ll just all be shot.  Who has time to look after miscreants when the end is just over the horizon?

The popular obsessions  of navel gazing and celebrity worship will end along with the inane TV shows dedicated to them.  We won’t care about Tiger’s 24th love child or Kim Kardashian’s new diet. No more Ryan Seacrest. Everyone will be more focused on self amusement, not just in the prurient way, but in pursuits that really matter to themselves.  Golf will never be more popular.  Liquor sales will skyrocket.

History books and all manner of scholarly archives can be ignored since they will all be irrelevant.  Think of all the libraries and museums that can be emptied out and converted to low income housing.  The professions of archaeologists and historians will become effete pastimes like macrame or flower pressing since there is no need to discover where we came from.  Fortune telling may suffer a bit as well since “you have a bright future” is off the table.

The best thing that will happen is that we will not have to listen to the bleatings of professional doomsayers and handwringers anymore like this Fenner guy and of course Al, buy a waterfront home because water levels will rise, Gore.  Ok they were right, shut up already.