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link Dubai Wife Sues Husband For $12M For Depriving Her Of Conjugal Rights.
You can’t put a price on love they say, but apparently you can on love-making. $12 million bucks for lack of satisfaction is a pretty healthy number. Let’s break down the logic of the claim. A graphical display of the correlation between amount of sex on the Y axis and time of marriage on the X axis will look like a concave parabola sloping down from left to right. At best. This of course will suppose you are not Sting or the Beckhams, in which case the line may be 45 degrees. If you are married to Joy Behar or Whoopi Goldberg on the othe hand, the slope will approach vertical.
On this assumption, we’ll peg a number of twice a day for the first 6 months, pretty generous, but we’ll give them the benefit of the doubt. Once a day for the next 6 months, with no time off for holidays. In the next 6 months following, we’ll assume once every 2 days and then only once a week for the following 6 months after that. We can make no assumptions of any sex after this period. We come up with a rough statistic of 712 over a 2 year period. So if the woman was married to this non performer for 2 years, she could legitimately lay claim to missing out on 712 eligible sessions based on scrupulous scientific calculation.
This would imply a value of $16,853.93 per session. To provide even more perspective, this could be interpreted as $16,853.93 per minute, again using average statistics….from other friends of course. Clearly these are preposterous numbers. Only professional baseball players can make that kind of money. There is no revelation as to how long this woman was married before she finally said, not enough is enough and pulled the plug on the whole thing and decided on financial restitution. From reading the article, playing lady in waiting lasted only 4 months for this insatiable gal. Interestingly, the article states that the man in question was married 12 times previously. I guess 13 really is an unlucky number.