Move Over Al, Osama New Hero
My Way News – Bin Laden blasts US for climate change.
As if. Now we can be pretty certain this guy’s up there with 20 virgins. First of all, there have been no sightings of him for over 8 years, his only contact being through audio tapes of scoldings to the west. Secondly, you would think with all the resources of the western military on alert looking for him that some intelligence would have leaked as to his whereabouts if he was still directing jihadists. Thirdly, someone in the vast network of jihadists would have given this guy up for money if they had a chance. In a part of the world where dirt floors makes you middle class, $10,000, 000 is a pretty good incentive to fink on him in order to look after your family. Maybe move them to France.
Now we are to believe that Bin Laden cares about…global warming???? Next thing you know, he’ll be sending a delegation to the next climate summit (by car of course, not by air) and rubbing elbows with Al and the Nobel gang. Now, I admit there still exists the possibility that Bin Laden is still breathing and that this latest message to the west is a shrewdly planned campaign to recruit sympathetic climate kooks from the west to his side. It’s good marketing on the part of his PR consultants to position his brand on the side of righteousness since killing the infidels doesn’t play well with all demographics according to polls.
The chances are however that it is the residuals of his gang that are putting out these new missives. The next group to be brought on side will be young women of the west. This can be accomplished by invoking support for PETA. In that circumstance, you will have climate changers, PETA and Bin Laden the new climate guru on the same side!!
We’re not sure how he’s going to reconcile the aims of Jihad standing next to nude PETA girls at fundraisers though. If you read the story, you will also note that he pushes for abandonment of the U.S. dollar as a world currency. Hmm. Could this be an attempt to devalue the bounty on his head? Maybe the bounty should be changed instead to carbon credits.