As IF Times

link Comic will face tribunal today.

Had no idea this was going on until this popped up in the news links.  It looks like we’ve actually crossed the line into state sanctioned speech, not just dangerously approaching it.  So a tribunal, strangely a word combining tribal and urinal, is going to determine if what this comic did that fateful night is considered discriminatory in the provision of services based on sexual orientation and if it can be considered hate speech.   Seriously.

Apparently, Guy Earle, the erstwhile comic made some remarks to the complainants who had been loudly disrupting and heckling other comics, himself included during the evening’s performances.  I’m guessing something about the complainants demeanor screamed ” lesbian!” and Earle couldn’t help but heckle back.  Hey, what do you expect? You heckle in a comedy club, expect to get slapped back down.  Unless the heckler is known to the performer, all  they have to go on is appearances.  Word of warning to bald, fat ugly people; if you don’t want to draw attention to yourself , ixnay on the emarksray.

I have no idea whether in fact the remarks by Mr. Earle were witty or particularly funny, which to my mind is a greater crime.  As well, from the article, it doesn’t appear that the complainants were sought out specifically to be insulted, they were the ones throwing the barbs.   Consider the scenario of a couple of guys getting over refreshed at a bar and picking fights with the bar owner.  My guess is that there’s a one in three chance of the guys being called some kind of insult, homophobic or otherwise and being ejected from the bar.  Would these guys have the right to complain to a tribunal?

Comedy clubs are going to be are going to be a rare entity if all they’re allowed to perform are politically correct knock knock jokes.  Will comics of the future have to be regulated?  Will they have to take a course on proper topics of humor? Will there be a list of verboten topics that they must memorize?  What about bizarre looking people that just beg to be ridiculed? What happens to my treasured collection of lawyer jokes?  This is all going downhill in a big way.  Next up on the PC chopping block, the Mimes!

 link Mass. hysteria over New York Times execs bonuses – NYPOST.com.

As if this is a shock to anyone familiar with the hypocrisy of lefties.  This is lifted straight out of George Orwell’s Animal Farm.  Both the NY Times and the Boston Globe are flaming left periodicals pretending to be newspapers.  The bias of the reporting and the unhinged nature of their op ed contributors is well known and source of great derision among genuine news people.  For those reasons alone, circulation has plunged at these two papers and in fact, The Times is on constant rumor watch for bankruptcy.

The ill advised marriage of these two papers yielded huge shortfalls in income for the Boston Globe which led to a painful restructuring for the employees, many of whom are union members, a strong constituency of support for liberals and Democrats.  According to this article, over 10 million dollars in concessions were made in order to keep the Globe afloat.  Hey, bird cages have to lined and fish have to be wrapped. 

What a coincidence that the top execs at the parent company, The Times, were paid almost exactly that amount in salary and bonus for 2009, another lousy year for the Times as well.  Welcome to socialism people.  Some are always more equal than others.  Let’s see if they stand up on their hind legs.