The Horror….
link Britney Spears accused of sexual harassment – Yahoo! Canada News.
How did men become such weenies? If you’re in the bodyguard business, that implies you must be prepared to risk possible bodily harm during the course of performing your job. Presumably, you’d be physically capable of moving unwanted people aside while protecting your client. This poor guy was not prepared for the rigors of guarding Miss Spears. The paparazzi, the fans, ok, but to have to look at her naked, well apparently, that was too much. Mr. Fernando Flores is,
“…accusing the pop star of repeatedly parading herself around in the nude and having sex in front of him…”
Where did Britney hire this guy from? The Pee Wee Herman bodyguard agency? We’ll assume our hero was not an ex military type but rather a pool cleaner perhaps who thought that being a bodyguard would be a better career path. That being the case, he was probably looking to fill in the shoes left behind by the former Mr. Spears. We all remember Kevin Federline who somehow managed to carve off a big slice of Britney’s dough without any evidence of redeeming value or good taste. You have to give Flores credit for trying I suppose.
This guy is mildly retarded and a weasel. If he thinks seeing Miss Spears naked is stressful, he obviously has never worked for Rosie O’Donnell or Joy Behar. He’s must be looking to make a career change since I can’t imagine there are hordes of clients out there willing to hire someone who can’t handle the stress of viewing a nude pop star. If he wants to sue because he was exposed to Britney’s privates, then the whole world has a potential class action lawsuit in the works.
As usual, I blame the lawyers. Mr. Flores somehow managed to corral a lawyer while on a break from chasing ambulances and convinced him/her that Flores had been heinously violated. Sensing fame and possibly a big fee for telling their story, off to court they go. They are off to feed on the biggest source of ‘success’ today, fame and notoriety. In place of producing anything meaningful, the path taken by many is just fame for the sake of fame. This is all encouraged by the popular media who need fodder for their sensationalist headlines. How many times can you write about Angelina fuming at Brad anyway? Or Lindsay in rehab episode 14.
Maybe this is all a ruse to get into show business. I’m sure there will be a tell-all book, which leads to a movie and possibly a Broadway musical and a reality show. Maybe he’s not that dumb. However, in the immortal wail of the famous You-Tube geek, “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!”