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Idiot’s World Theme Song

April 7th, 2021 1 comment

In observance of over a year of absurdity, here’s an ode to the events, to be sung to the tune of Gilligan’s Island

 

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale

A tale that’s sad but true

That started from a Chinese town

With bats that caused the flu..

 

The panic was a little one

And safety was ensured

But suddenly the world went nuts

For a two week cure, a two week cure..

 

The masks became a needed thing

That people had to wear

Despite the claims they didn’t work

The sheeple didn’t care, the sheeple didn’t care

 

Then gradually the world got locked

The people got enslaved

They closed the churches and the bars

And no one would be paid

 

And here we are, a year gone by

And things are looking worse

With penalties

And jail time too

With ID cards and a pass

Vaccinations…

The pandemic flop, can’t be stopped

Here in Idiot’s world.