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December 2, 2010

Undercoating Extra

link Rolls-Royce Seeks China Sales Surge for $990,000 Cars Update1 – Bloomberg.com.

The age old shell game of selling cars has come to China but has morphed into a grotesque  Frankenstein.  Shrewdly pricing the cars at under a million dollars, the Rolls-Royce company seeks to capture the value conscious Chinese buyer for their products.  After all who wants to be seen as stupid enough to pay a million dollars for a car? It’s a matter of catering to the legendary shrewd Chinese purchasers.

You would expect that in paying this lofty amount for basic transportation, all components would be top of the line and mechanically superior.  I wouldn’t bet on it.  Things wear out, grease needs to be applied and accessories age.  Naturally, for such high ticket engines, oil must be of a special type.  Specifically, it must be derived from petroleum sources in which the old dinosaurs were determined to be virgins.  Of course this is very rare and expensive to source accounting for the $24, 899 dollar cost for an oil change….every 6000 miles.  If you are unfortunate to live in a neighborhood occupied by one of the megamillionaires able to spend such money, then keeping up with the Wangs will be very problematic.

It is rumored that these cars don’t even have glass on the windshields, instead, people are posted to tell the occupants what the view is outside.  Well that’s preposterous. You’d need different language translators if someone didn’t speak Chinese.

While there are no pictures of this car, it is likely that there are upstairs and downstairs levels to accommodate larger Chinese families. Kitchens would be an optional extra.   According to this article, China has experienced a surge in millionaires last year, amounting to over 875,000   at last estimate.  Of course, those who would aspire to acquire one of these coveted status symbols would need to have net worths well north of a million dollars.  Pretty good for country that only a few years ago operated on the premise that everyone is equal.  In fact, according to 2009 estimates, the average income for city dwellers is about $2700.   This is a somewhat meaningless statistic in a nation of 1.3 billion people whose constituents range from farmers to industrialists.  Nevertheless, it is a clue that the transition from a purely communist state to a capitalist inspired, but still communist controlled one is very rocky and not every one has benefited.  The biggest trick is to be more equal than others.  At the risk of being repetitive, George Orwell’s Animal Farm satire leaps out at us once again.

In a country of over 1.3 billion people, 875,000 millionaires is not a lot, but certainly enough to keep the Rolls Royce showrooms open.  Like all cars though, canny shoppers would be wise to wait a model year.  By this time next year, the newer models will have come out which are roomier, with bigger engines and even more luxury.  The older ones can then be snapped up at the used lots for only 600 to 700 thousand, a huge savings.

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November 22, 2010

Wile E. Coyote Playbook

link Enhanced pat-downs necessary for now, TSA chief says – CNN.com.

Neccessary? As if.  It’s as clear an admission of institutionalized idiocy as anything uttered since someone insisted icebergs were disappearing.   On the latter issue, at least those words were famously offered by a particular politician, so we all knew it was unvarnished poop despite the massive worldwide propaganda campaign.  (Incidentally we probably won’t hear much about global warming for a few months because all of the concerned protestors are off skiing at Val D’Isere enjoying the record snowfall)   In this particular case, the decree has come from the TSA,  a Frankenstein government agency that has morphed from defending the public to one that itself is terrorizing the public.  Another descent into a real life George Orwell novel.

Since this is an agency policy, political parties on both sides are reluctant to reign them in since woe be to the party that publicly opposes the TSA should any grief happen.  That party will be painted as being responsible for any ill fate that may befall anyone and all of a sudden, it’s a partisan issue. By now, numerous stories have exploded into the public space about the Mexican prison style searches now being administered by the TSA in under the cover of security.  People can search and read for themselves about the outrageous and invasive manner in which the public’s collective safety is being protected and make up their own minds.  Suffice to say, as someone commented, on a date it would be called second base. 

The alarming fact that no one seems to be willing to reign in the tactics and deeds of this domestic terror organization should disturb everyone.  There should be a bi-partisan push to bring back into line an agency which seems to be responsible to no one.  At the moment, the decrees of an unelected bureaucrat, John Pistole are carried out without pushback except for the vocal protests of Ron Paul, a Texas congressman.  We know for an absolute certainty that there are numerous other effective and more importantly, intelligent ways to truly shield air passengers from harm.  As most know, the Israelis are very adept at assessing risk by individual interviews and evaluating traveller profiles.  Of course the politically misguided fear of being labelled profilers trumps any concession to common sense in employing these same techniques over here.  Consequently, we are more willing to infringe upon the privacy of the innocent public as well as physically assault them rather than risk the scarlet letter of profiling. 

Certainly, the job of security could me made so much easier if all the terrorists had a consistent, identifiable profile.  If only they were all the same race, age and sex and whose flights originated from the middle east or North Africa.  If only they had the same religious affiliation and haircut.  If only this small group stood out conspicuously from the rest of the population.  If only there wasn’t a history of Grandmothers, children, goofy teenagers and frequent business travellers who consistently pose dangerous risks.  Yes, it’s too bad that the methods employed now are the ‘best techniques’ we have today to blunt attempted attacks. Playing real life whack-a-mole with obviously benign travellers is the best way to stop would-be terrorists.  And finally, it’s a good thing these tactics have captured every attempt in the past.  These are the brilliant techniques used today by an agency using tens of billions of dollars.  This apparently represents the acme of American ingenuity and intelligence. 

If this were all about safety and not about politically correct security Kabuki, it would make far more sense for ALL air travellers to be medicated with rophynol before all flights and then loaded like baggage  onto storage racks aboard the aircraft.  That way, all checks can be avoided, aircraft can carry many more passengers and they wouldn’t even need airline stewards.  You wouldn’t even need airlines, just FedEx or UPS.  How is this much more grotesque than the stupidity being imposed on people today?  You just can’t help but think that we have the genius of Wile E. Coyote running the TSA.  Like him, billions of dollars are spent to create elaborate contraptions to do something very simple.  He never catches the frickin bird.

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