Local Woman Shows Bad Judgement
Here is another example of bad media reporting. Shouldn’t this article read:
A respectable escort was found in the company of Charlie Sheen. The woman who didn’t want to be identified, was quite embarrassed to be seen associating with the likes of Charlie Sheen. She was apparently turning her life around, trying to save enough money for her young son, when in a moment of weakness, she became entangled with Sheen at a local club.
Friends of the woman were at a loss to explain her behaviour.
“She normally doesn’t hang around that element, I don’t know what could have got into her. Even as tough as things were for her, we never thought she’d fall that low.”
The woman will volunteer for counselling and suffer at least 3 months of penicillin shots.
“I want to put this shameful episode behind me and I hope my friends and family will forgive me. I know this showed an incredible lack of judgement on my part, I must have been very depressed and not thinking correctly. Hopefully, time will erase the shame of my association with him. I knew I should have avoided him when he showed up wearing the same bowling shirt, short pants and continued to recite the same tired double entendres the whole night. I just hope other women don’t get drawn into his world one day.”