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Our Lawyers Outperformed the Dow

July 1st, 2010 No comments

link NY pension fund to sue BP for investment loss | Reuters.

The CFA program is an intense certification degree which confers on its graduates knowledge of every aspect of finance, accounting and investing analysis and techniques.  It appears that a new section will have to be added in the area of achieving investment returns.  The sue section.  If all the statistical models created do not result in the theoretical return, then sue the investment as a means of achieving the expected result.   If you can’t earn it, sue for it.

Actually, this case will set a precedent for anyone who has ever lost money in an investment due to unforeseen circumstances….which means every one, because who can foresee losing money?  Who knew that bs.com wasn’t worth 5 jillion dollars at it’s market peak?  All the people who ever lost money in General Motors can sue on the grounds that they intentionally made cars that wouldn’t sell.

I wonder how they’re going to frame a case against Apple computers, widely known to be selling new Iphones like booze to sailors, recently moving 1.7 million of them in the first 3 days of their introduction.  Yet the stock price has fallen from a high of 279 barely 2 weeks ago to today’s less lofty level of 245.  That has to be grounds for some kind of suit.  There may be created an entirely new category of investment returns for fund managers, called “entitled returns”, the return that should have happened if the vicissitudes of reality didn’t interfere.  They may label this the what would have been, or the “wah wah” return expectation.

It will be most interesting if/when one day government bonds begin defaulting.  What will be the basis for the lawsuits then?  That they had no idea that the debt had no backing? That they couldn’t have foreseen this coming?  Lawyers should constitute a part of every investment program.

Keep Digging

July 1st, 2010 No comments

link Fed Officials Avoid Talk of Further Stimulus to Stoke Growth – Bloomberg.com.

When you read articles like this, it makes one wonder just which world government officials live in.  Without regard to any partisan bias, when you compare the utterances of people supposedly in charge and presumably in the know, to the situation out in the real world, the two versions of reality are comically different.

“…Atlanta Fed President Dennis Lockhart said yesterday that while the recovery isn’t sustainable enough yet to warrant raising interest rates, he doesn’t see a need for additional asset purchases to aid the economy…”

The recovery isn’t sustainable enough yet….hmm.  As the late Gary Coleman may have said, “whatchu talkin’ bout Willis?” Using any measure of non esoteric statistics, especially ones that actually affect people’s every day lives, the economy in the U.S. and therefore the rest of the world has been on a train to crashville for almost 2 years. 

Arguably, only a few measures are required to gauge the strength of the economy and by extension, the welfare of the nation.  Employment statistics and home sales are right at the top of the list.  Without the derivative wealth creation effect caused by the health of these two statistics, it is hard for any economy to grow.  According to the bureau of labor statistics, http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/data/UNRATE.txt, the unemployment rate has moved from 7.7% from January of 2009 after Obama’s election, to 9.7% as of May of  this year, after briefly flirting with 10%.  In a nation of 300 million plus people, that’s a difference of 6 million people who are not gainfully employed. 

Let us not forget that the unemployment statistics are distorted somewhat by the hire of thousands and thousands of government employees to oversee the census.  So, without these temporary workers, the numbers would be much worse. 

So what? Well, if you have a large part of the population not gainfully employed, paying mortgages becomes problematic unless you happen to live with your parents.  As long as they have room for the 2 kids, all is swell.  In general though, inability to pay mortgages means stagnation in home prices as supply overtakes demand.  As of today, http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Pending-home-sales-plunge-rb-292307626.html?x=0&.v=3 they announced that pending  home sales plunged 30% in May from the previous month, again distorted somewhat by the expiry of tax credits designed to stimulate buying.

Yet despite all of this evidence combined with the downturn in manufacturing, the ongoing sell off in the stock market, the ravaging of banks and collapsing consumer spending, we still observe government officials insisting that all is well and the ongoing debt balloon must continue to expand.  Even more money must be borrowed to sustain what are obviously ill conceived policies.  The president is still making election style speeches about how past polices didn’t work and that moving forward is his vision.  Good rhetoric for the fans, but the course planned appears to be headed for the abyss.

Perversely, there are still exists in the U.S. as well as elsewhere, a large, lemming like part of the population that supports the direction of policies favoured by the administration with Jonestown-like conviction.  They’re still passing around the Kool-Aid like it was bee nectar.  Say what you want about skills in oratory, history will show that this president’s greatest skill was the ability to impose mass delusion among otherwise intelligent people. 

What’s happening in the U.S. is reminiscent of the old Monty Python skit where John Cleese is trying to return a dead parrot to the shopkeeper Graham Chapman.   It aptly depicts what’s going on now.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218