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link Violence In Movies — Who Will Stand Behind Harvey Weinstein?.

Often we will hear of an act of violence or crime committed in real life which will then be blamed on inspiration derived from  a movie.  Real life experience tells us that there are weak minds out there that will emulate almost anything that they see on TV or the big screen. The Jackass franchise is exhibit ‘A’. In defense of the ‘art’ however, the creators will claim that the depictions are only reflective of real life scenarios, therefore derivation, not causation.

This great fallacy exists even to this day despite ample evidence to the contrary.  Anybody who still thinks media has no knock-on effect on culture is probably a Japanese soldier resolutely hiding in the Philippine rainforest.

Sharp people in the entertainment business know that catering to the lowest and darkest elements of the human psyche is infinitely more lucrative than uplifting and sunny themed shows.   Literary history is rife with classic stories anchored in gruesome murders, beheadings and dismemberment, from Shakespeare to Beowulf to Poe.

In our time, Harvey Weinstein is one of the sharpest and most successful at catering to that appetite.  Much of his entire legacy and substantial fortune has been made off of such classics as Rambo, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill (vol. 1 and 2) and Reservoir Dogs.  Anyone familiar with such films knows that violence, especially glorified and stylized gun violence are major elements of the plots.  Certainly he’s not alone since for example the exaggerated violence depicted in the whole Zombie franchise and horror film genre also compete successfully for audience money.  But apparently, he’s had an epiphany on violence and guns and now doesn’t think that anyone should have guns.  This is as if Colonel Sanders were to announce that all of his restaurants would now be vegan. It’s as if Russ Meyers came out against breast implants.  It’s the same as Hugh Hefner preaching chastity or Michael Moore speaking out against forks.

Guns have been around a lot longer than Weinstein has  been glorifying their use.  In fact, the ability for citizens in the U.S. to possess firearms has a specific utility which is famously enshrined in their constitution.   His new found opposition to guns after amassing fortune and fame from depictions of their use is perhaps a tad disingenuous.  Many of the Hollywood action star set have made their marks as a result of  portraying  gun toting heroes, including noted peacenik Matt Damon.  In fact any promotional trailer for this season’s TV offerings invariably include someone holding a gun.  Moreover, for Weinstein to impose his views on gun ownership upon the entire nation and to attempt altering a fundamental constitutional mandate is particularly galling since depictions of glorified gun violence has been such a staple of his career.

It’s fine if Weintstein’s new direction in film production moves away from gun violence and towards dramas in which the plots surround people behaving badly and calling each other rude names.  Let’s see how that sells commercially.  Oh wait, we already have that model.  MSNBC.

link Who Says Santa Claus Has to Be White? – ABC News.

I will volunteer and say that I do.  While this may be at odds with the current zeitgeist of political correctness, based on mountains of anecdotal evidence, the pc gang who claim otherwise are dead wrong on this.

While I have no firsthand evidence of his whiteness, since I can never manage to stay awake past midnight, there is ample historical evidence that Santa Claus is indeed a white guy.

First and foremost, look at his outfit.  The fact that it’s a stout red suit trimmed with fur and completed by a big belt and boots lends credence to the notion that he hails from a generally cold climate.  Using our vast network of computers, we are unable to locate a single instance of red and white fur suits south of the 40th parallel.   The fact that he is depicted sporting an ample and full beard implies he’s either from a cold climate or a Duck Dynasty fan.

Secondly, look at his preferred mode of transportation: a Sleigh.  Again, searches on our computer network can find no evidence of sleds being employed as transportation outside of the very northern hemisphere.  If a palanquin were employed, or an oxcart, or a bicycle, or a boat we’d have cause to reconsider our assessment.  While the world has long moved towards the internal combustion engine, Mr. Claus still employs engines that are essentially green and renewable, namely reindeer.   According to The Arctic Studies Center, reindeer are found above the tree-line in arctic North America and Greenland.  Notice that there is no mention of the sled being propelled by water buffalo, horses, dogs or camels anywhere in literature or music.

The names of his reindeer crew are also strong hints of his Nordic roots. Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen.  While today, these names can be found headlining a Vegas gay revue, in their time, these were distinctly Nordic names.   Historians will note that on one foggy Christmas eve, a Reindeer named Rudolph was contracted to lead the sleigh because of a peculiar shiny red nose.

Thirdly, notice his preferred method of entering homes.  Via chimneys.  Chimneys, especially brick ones, are found in areas of the world where they need them, ie cold climates.   There is no written history of Santa descending down a stovepipe.  We should also note that one of Santa’s preferred methods of gift distribution is by stuffing stockings which were hung by the fire with great care.  Stockings are only necessary in cold climates.

The very fact that presents are distributed to children necessarily eliminates Santa from being Chinese, in which case the presents would be food.  If he were Black, there would likely have been two people working the place.  If he was Italian, there would be pasta and wine left out for him.  Instead, there is ample evidence that the preferred food left out for Santa are cookies and milk.

So, let the revisionists do what they will, they cannot change the facts and history.  Santa is not Black, or Chinese, or Jewish, or Italian.  He is not a girl, not gay, not a twin, not a paraplegic and not a redhead.   He is a fat white guy.