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Je Suis Go Daddy

January 28th, 2015 No comments

link GoDaddy pulls Super Bowl puppy ad after outrage from animal rescue groups | Fox News.

In the wake of the outrage over the Charlie Hebdo events, life goes on as usual on this side of the ocean.  While everyone’s figurative heads are nodding like bored parents at a school play when it comes to the principle of rights of free expression, the exact same practices of restriction are tolerated or encouraged here.

Outraged Muslims (are there any other kind?) were upset about a caricature of their guy.  Outraged pet nuts (are there any other kind?) are upset about a caricature of pet ownership.  To be fair, there has been no violence or threats thereof directed against Go Daddy, but the resulting nix-ing of the ad is the same kind of censorship that was so objectionable when applied to the events in France.  Je Suis Go Daddy? Seldom is the main course of sanctimony served without the side dish of hypocrisy.  I guess it really depends upon whose ox is being gored.  Relax, that’s just an expression, no ox’s were harmed during this piece.

If we’re going to head down the road of having certain topics being out of bounds for humor, who’s going to be the arbiter? It’s not a huge stretch to see legislation drawn up to categorize the types of humor that are eligible for public consumption.  It’s ridiculous that just anyone should be allowed to make light of anything; maybe it makes sense for people to be licensed to convey humor.  That way, there are boundaries, codes of ethics, penalties etcetera to protect the public from sensitive topics and nobody gets any hurty feelings.

Rational people would say that the Muslim response to any or all slights to their beliefs registers a 37 on a scale of 1 to 10 for overzealousness.  Well the PC guys in this part of the world are rapidly moving up that scale as well as they ‘defend’ their particular cause of the day.  Only they aren’t armed with guns; they use lawyers.

Perhaps the best advice on this kind of stuff is expressed by a dialogue from the 1981 film, Stripes, featuring Bill Murray.  The dialogue is between a Sergeant and a tightly wound young man named Psycho:

Psycho: The name’s Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill you.

Leon: Ooooooh.

Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. And I don’t like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I’ll kill you. Also, I don’t like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill you.

Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

And that’s the relevant message to everyone.

 

 

 

 

No Laughing Matter

January 9th, 2015 No comments

link The power of the pen: Cartoonists worldwide react to the Charlie Hebdo attack | euronews, world news.

Predictably, this most recent terror attack has drawn sympathy from all quarters condemning the brutality and assault on free speech in a civilized society.  As is the pattern, crowds of people worldwide hold empathetic vigils in support of the victims and to protest the muzzling of free expression.

It’s all well meaning, but…to what good?  Of course people abhor senseless violence.  Of course people want freedom of speech and expression; at least in the western world.  It’s highly doubtful that the perpetrators and backers of the heinous deeds are going to be swayed by crowds of people carrying candles and signs.  In the aftermath of the deaths of the Charlie Hebdo satirists, cartoonists worldwide have taken to pen poignant and moving tributes to the courage of their fallen brethren.   Interestingly, very few publications have taken to publish the very cartoons which allegedly caused the deaths of the Charlie Hebdo editors.

The irony is stark.  Claims of cartoonists and journalists to not be silenced by these attacks are met with almost complete absence of what the offending cartoons were.  If news outlets were truly outraged and defiant, we’d see the offending cartoons on the front page of papers worldwide.   The exception is the Dutch publication Berlingske, which has republished the offending images.  But what about the big papers of the ‘free world’?

The reality is, the propaganda war is won…and not by the good guys.  In the 21st century, with all that civilization has accomplished, with all that is known, people are still being held hostage by radical exponents of third century beliefs.  From eyeglasses to airplanes; agriculture to spaceflight; medicines to engineering; all have progressed with the movement of civilization.  But, some think that women should still be covered from head to toe, have no education and be subservient chattel.  That men should be devoutly obessiant to arbitrary rules that applied when people chased animals around with sticks.

But that’s not even the insane part.  The insane part is that the prevailing wisdom espoused by ‘leaders’  is that society at large should not inflame the sensibilities of such nutters.   It’s not an outrageous leap of logic to expect that the scope of offensive images will include pictures of people eating a pork slider, of people laughing or even a Sears catalogue.

This has nothing to do with religious sensibilities. It has everything to do with criminals bent on gaining control on their terms.  Appeasing makes as much sense as reasoning with a rabid skunk. Groups that insist that people be dragged back into the dark ages of human existence deserve no special consideration or voice by modern society.   Nor should those that apologize for them.