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US Occupying Haiti

January 19th, 2010 No comments

link  US accused of ‘occupying’ Haiti as troops flood in – Telegraph.

Even in the midst of a great humanitarian operation, there’s still room for politics and political sensitivities.  Alain Joyandet, a French minister in charge of their relief effort,  in a fit of exasperation, accused the American contingent of an occupying operation and not a mercy mission.

While certainly preposterous, given the expeditious and generous response of the Americans compared to any other nation, this shows again how America cannot be the good guy in the eyes of the world.  The eloquent and charming Hugo Chavez expressed these same sentiments a few days ago as well.  France however, notionally an ally, should know better.

From way back in the late 1400’s when Chris Columbus and his gang showed up claiming things for Spain, to the French who started occupation in the early 1600’s to the late 1800’s, Haiti has had a long sordid history of slavery, of confiscation of resources, extinction of much of the native people and almost permanent poverty.  The short time that the U.S. occupied Haiti in the early 1900’s was a blink in time.

It’s widely known as a matter of fact,  that for all the years the European occupiers were there, no one thought to build any roads.  You’d think someone would think of this as they were carting away all the resources.  When the Yanks showed up, they put in the most extensive system of roads the nation had ever had.  Unfortunately, this was by mostly slave labor, but at least there was some attempt to build infrastructure.  So, for 20 some odd years, the Americans were in there, the French for over 200 and someone yelps “l’occupation!” As if.

But Americans are sensitive to this perception, heck the article even says that U.S. Marines are coached to carry their weapons discreetly and in an unthreatening way so as not to arouse historic sensibilities.  Really? Someone with serious wounds, no water and no food is going to complain about a guy with a gun providing security from looters and gangs?  Only cynical pinheads for whom politics is always paramount in their mentality can think this.  For their part, the Americans are acting like parents who have been accused of child beating so often, they go out of their way to be seen to act properly, walking on eggshells instead of just getting the job done.

In any event, why exactly would the Americans be interested in occupying Haiti?  It’s a country in a permanent state of chaos.  At the moment, even more than usual, there is anarchy.  The people are illiterate.  They are poor.  The big bull market in spices has come and gone.  There’s not even a lot of land involved. To step in would be to take ownership of the enormous challenges involved in bringing Haiti to decent modern standards, which means billions and billions of dollars as Carl Sagan used to say.  The only real advantage is to get a closer platform to slingshot spitballs at Hugo.

It would be nice to see France and Spain, two genuine former occupiers send in some real help to rebuild the country.  Send aid and money and maybe croissants, pass on the rhetoric.

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I Just Want To Play Some Black Eyed Peas

January 18th, 2010 No comments

link $1000 iPhone App Returns with BarMax – PC World

Not only has the Apple Ipod/Iphone platform revolutionized how we interface with our handheld communications products, it is now promising to play a prominent role in addressing a serious shortage in the nation’s labor force. An app has been developed that is due for imminent release dubbed BarMax. What is this app that costs about $1000, yes you read right, $1000??.

This is an app to help people prepare for the legal bar exam and includes thousands of pages of notes as well as hours of audio lectures. No more will people use the innocuous ipod touch for pedestrian roles such as music player or virtual paper tosser. Now you can use this device to further yourself into a more lucrative career. The best thing is, you can do this in the comfort of your car as you take a long road trip or while running on the treadmill. Long haul truck drivers in particular will find this useful to pass those long hours on the road. The downside is that as time goes on, we’ll run out of truck drivers, but we’ll work on that later.

Just as an illustration of how dire is this shortage of lawyers, I show some stats courtesy of Wiki answers as of 2007;

Country Lawyers Population People/Lawyer

US: Lawyers: 1,143,358 Pop: 303MM P/L:265
Brazil: Lawyers: 571,360 Pop: 186MM P/L: 326
New Zealand: Lawyers: 10,523 Pop: 4MM P/L 391

Spain Lawyers:114,143 Pop: 45MM P/L:395
Italy Lawyers:121,380 Pop: 59MM P/L:488
UK Lawyers:151,043 Pop: 61MM P/L401
Germany Lawyers:138,679 Pop: 82MM P/L: 593
France Lawyers:45,686 Pop: 64MM P/L: 1,403

Of course, Americans are much better off than the nation at the bottom of this short list which would be France with a measly 1 lawyer for every 1,403 people. How they can call themselves civilized is mystery. Perhaps they settle things the old fashioned way, with pistol duels at daybreak. It was surprising to see Brazil and New Zealand near the top of the list, we’ll have to look into that for future insightful analysis. I didn’t know there was anything worth suing over in those countries.

With all these sharp legal minds populating the nation and presumably with many more to come thanks to Apple, we are certain to remain at the top of the list of civilized societies. There are some other statistics to consider before getting fitted for that powdered wig. According to insideprison.com:

“…The National Center for State Courts reported that tort filings steadily decreased over the past ten years, dropping by 9 percent between 1992 and 2002, and in Texas in particular, where the rate of filings fell by 37 percent between 1990 and 2000, and in California, falling 45 percent…”

You wouldn’t know this from all the high profile nuisance suits you hear about, such as coffee being too hot etc etc. What is interesting is this next revelation:

“…Plaintiffs also end up losing about half the time they go to trial, according to the Bureau of Justice Statistics…In addition, when plaintiffs do win, the lawsuit reward is getting smaller all the time…”

Hmm this is taking some of the incentive out of this. Maybe just stick to music player. I’m not so sure I’d want to be represented by someone who graduated from the University of Apple Law School.