They’re Baaack…

January 6th, 2011 No comments

link UAW’s King Says Workers Must Share in Auto Turnaround Update1 – Bloomberg.com.

There’s a Yiddish word, chutzpah, which is best described by the famous anecdote.  A boy kills his parents and then throws himself at the mercy of the court because he’s an orphan.   This word so aptly describes the latest bleat from Bob King,  the head of the UAW, because unmitigated gall doesn’t really describe it.   According to Mr. King:

“…union members’ sacrifices allowed U.S. automakers to survive and that workers deserve to share in the industry’s new prosperity.  All the sacrifices that our members made to turn these companies around were part of the process that’s really led to this amazing turnaround,” King said in a telephone interview yesterday. “We want our membership to share in a very meaningful way in the upside of these companies…”

Uh, no Bob.  The reason the companies were in trouble in the first place was largely in part due to the laughable compensation packages doled out to union employees.  Secondly, the public were the ones who got nailed on the bankruptcy of GM since all their equity went to zero.

While management can more than take it’s share of blame for the demise of the automobile business in the U.S. with poorly executed products and a history of concessionary labor agreements, the cause of the demise can rest squarely on the cost disadvantage that American manufacturers faced versus their international competitors.  If it was just a case of making the best widgets for the least money, it would be easy.  However, auto manufacturing is probably the most political of industries.  Governments at all levels try to exact their influence and extract their pound of flesh at every step of the manufacturing process.  Auto companies are expected to comply with volumes of regulatory red tape and restrictions.  In addition, labor contracts are typically full of quid pro quo so that over the years, untenable long term compensation was traded for short term sales numbers.

Globalization is a buzzword we hear all the time, but its effects are nowhere more influential than in the automotive market.  To be competitive, automakers had to outsource supply and manufacturing to areas of the world most facilitative to costs and efficiencies.  Even Daimler Benz and BMW opened up operations in the U.S. deep south as part of  their push to be competitive.  GM, Ford and Chrysler were saddled with compensation structures that priced them out of the business.  GM for example operated for decades with a cost disadvantage of $2000 per car as compared to their Japanese rivals.  It became a running joke that GM was a health care company which happened to make cars.

All of this came to a head late in 2008 as the auto manufacturers finally succumbed and had to receive government bailouts to survive.  After a restructuring which cast off billions of dollars in debt and legacy health obligations into a separate entity, the US manufacturers are arguably on the comeback.  Now, without the previous encumbrances, they appear to be competitive again.  The most interesting part of the recovery is now upon us.  Unions want in on the ‘success’.  Well actually, they are now shareholders in GM and Chrysler so it will be amusing to see how they balance the needs of corporate profitability with the demands of their labor ranks.   As far as ‘share in a meaningful way in the upside of the companie’, they will, as risk taking shareholders like every one else.

This notion is likely lost on Mr. King  since the real intent is betrayed by his last comment:

“…You’re going to see the UAW membership grow because the industry is coming back,” King said. “As it’s been a long decline, hopefully it will be a long incline…”

As if.

Our Modern Heroes

December 31st, 2010 No comments

link Tiger Woods still the game’s biggest earner despite 2010 woes – Yahoo! News.

An alien who just lands on earth scans the news to determine those who have been influential to modern society.  He comes up with the following list:

Alexander Graham Bell -inventor of telephone

Janus Friis, Niklas Zennstrom- co-founders of Skype

Steve Wozniak, Steve Jobs- co-founders of Apple

Bill Gates, Paul Allen – co-founders of Microsoft

Mike Lazardis – founder of Research In Motion

Mother Teresa- Saint

Eugene Polley- inventor of TV remote control

Percy Spencer- inventor of the microwave oven

Thomas Edison- inventor of the light bulb

Sir Alexander Fleming -inventor of penicillin

Werner von Siemens/Elisha Otis- inventors of elevator

Alastair Pilkington- inventor of flat glass

George C. Devol Jr. -creator of industrial robots

Nick Holonyak – creator of LED’s

Sir Tim Berners-Lee – creator of HyperText Markup Language, or HTML

Martin Cooper -leader of team at Motorola that invented the cellphone

Stephanie Kwoler, Herbert Blades – inventors of Kevlar

Wilson Greatbatch -invents heart pacemaker

Craig Venter- developed ability to sequence human genome

Dr. Christian Barnard – first heart transplant procedure

Henry Ford- developer of the assembly line

Vinton Cerf-one of the founders of the internet (not Al Gore)

With a few notable exceptions, he finds very few of these names when cross referenced with another list labelled Famous and Notable Heroes.  On this list, he finds:

Tiger Woods -hits balls with stick

Derek Jeter -hits balls with stick

Michael Jordan- drops balls into a ring

David Beckham- kicks balls

Sidney Crosby- hits puck with stick

Al Gore – prophet of doom, should be hit with a stick

Simon Cowell -critic

Barack Obama – part black man

Lady Gaga -strange wardrobe

Bono -sunglass wearer with social conscience

Tom Brady- throws balls

Hugh Hefner- child molester

The alien loads up the ship and leaves.