As IF Times

link JPMorgan Assails U.K. Bonus Tax, Sparks Doubt on Canary Wharf – Bloomberg.com

The expected knee jerk fall out continues from the massive banking boo boo that cratered some big time institutions last year. Mr. Dimon, chair of JP Morgan complains that his firm did not take any money from the UK government and therefore should not be subject to a 50% tax on any bonuses that may be paid to their staff. In a very thinly veiled threat to the UK authorities, he hinted that the location of new headquarters in London could be in jeopardy since other European financial centers are more receptive to financial firms.

This is like watching two biker gangs going at it, there is no good guy and you hope they both lose.

Firstly, any time that governments slap a usurious tax on legitimate businesses is just plain misguided at best, socialistic at worst. It’s either pandering to the people or pandering to a philosophy.

However for Mr. Dimon to claim that JP Morgan did not receive money from the UK is totally disingenuous. At the time of the great banking meltdown last year, large and venerable institutions deemed too big to fail were given funds by governments in the U.S. and the U.K. in order to stay afloat and maintain liquidity. In our modern times, the fabric of the financial world consists of threads from players from all over the globe. One of the greatest risks is not an obvious one and that is, counterparty risk. If bank A has instruments guaranteed implicitly by assets or promises by bank B, any upset in the value of Bank B’s assets will negatively influence the assets of bank A. Put another way, if your house is insured by Allstate and Allstate collapses, your house is no longer insured.

This of course is where the governments came in, for while it was not known exactly the extent of the cross liabilities of all financial firms at the time, it was accepted that most every bank and financial firm in the world would be affected if liquidity and financial guarantees were not made. Purists would say, “let ’em fail”, but the fact is we really do not know the final consequence of such inaction. Regardless, that’s for another discussion.

The point is, JP Morgan quite possibly owes it’s relative health today to the survival of other large banks that still exist only because of funds doled out to them during the crash. In addition, because banks have been allowed to grow and take over most every aspect of our lives from simple banking, to mortgages, insurance, trading etc etc, the collapse of such behemoths can truly wreak havoc upon any economy as last year’s hiccup showed. In this light, governments are pressured, actually forced to guarantee the banks’ businesses. In effect, the government backstops all these ‘too big to fail’ institutions. If you’re too big to fail, there’s little risk in any of your business decisions.

Imagine if you controlled the spigots to the water supply in a region and you decided to spend lots of money to make jalapeno flavored water for export because apparently there was money to be made in it. It’s not going to matter if it fails or not, because people will always need water and will support your company regardless. You can’t lose.

The largest banks are in the same position. Banking is not that interesting. Only by taking chances on products or services can you create outsize returns for your shareholders, as it should be for any business. Right now, the risk reward curve is skewed so that in crummy years, even if they lose the house money, the executives still get paid handsomely whereas if the outsize bets pay off in any given year, they get paid like robber barons. What a gig! So for Mr. Dimon to complain that a 50% tax on bonuses is unfair speaks to how out of touch people are in the financial world.

Finally, we assume that a decision to locate offices in London confers some benefit to the shareholders of JP Morgan. If this were not the case, presumably they would have chosen to locate elsewhere in the first place. So we assume that the complaining is just bluffing. Of course, it’s easy to bluff when playing with the house money.

link Tyra Banks ending The Tyra Show; popular talk show will end after this season

It’s quite revealing to observe what passes as popular entertainment in the mass media outlets and then to draw some conclusions about the audience. The five year run for Ms. Banks’ show is not really that surprising given the universal fascination of women with their appearance. What is surprising is that the show supposedly was about the empowerment of young women. Not to denigrate the intentions of Ms. Banks, but a show which at it’s core discussed body and beauty issues and empowerment and which offered the notion that looks aren’t important would have more credibility if let’s say, Rosie O’Donnell hosted it rather than a former runway model. On the other hand, Ms. Banks is still involved with another show, America’s Next Top Model, which, surprise,surprise as the title suggests, searches for exterior beauty, empowerment be darned. With Oprah also leaving, at least network TV, where will young women turn for life advice? I guess they’ll have to revert to the second stringer: their mothers…as if they knew something about life.

Charlie Sheen is in the news recently for some boorish behavior, what a shock. The real shock is that the TV show which he anchors, Two and a half Men, is still be on the air. It has been running for an astounding seven seasons! This is truly a remarkable feat of writing or a remarkable indictment of the audience. That a show can run this long with the same running gag is quite the achievement. If there was an Emmy handed out for the most overuse of double entendres, or the most variations of contrived sexual predicaments, or most predictable one liners, this show would get the lifetime statue. In America in the 21st century, do we really find his character’s escapades naughty and titillating? Is some gal in a towel really something to blush over? Is this not Three’s Company with bowling shirts?

Then of course, there’s Jerry Springer; real people, real lives, 18 seasons! Now there’s some reflection of the folk. Some selected topics from his shows which can be found on their website:

A Cross Dresser Wants my Gal
Mistresses on a Manhunt
Brutal Betrayals
I’m Marrying a Transexual
Forbidden Affairs
Dirty Double Crossers
Oops! Cheated again

And of course;

I slept with my daughter’s man.

In a culture which mercilessly reveals and glamorizes the sordid exploits of celebrities, in which no aspect of human behavior is too base to exploit, it’s amusing to think that a girl in a towel can be titillating. But maybe that’s refreshing; maybe that means more people are not as hardened by the onslaught of crap which passes as entertainment as we think.