Lighten Up Francis
link: https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/world-news/2023/11/15/65552efd22601dc0018b457d.html
Given the big picture events happening in the world today, this little story probably escaped the notice of most busy people. Nevertheless, it was significant in its own way and in fact has wider ramifications beyond the actual story.
While the world is caught up in an endless vortex of existential threats through wars, climate catastrophes, medical pandemics, political upheaval, Taylor and Travis, homelessness, soaring debt loads and of course Black Friday issues, the smaller threads in the fabric of life are still meaningful.
The Miss Universe pageant was held recently and as usual, a cacophony of criticism was levelled at the show. The expected criticisms were leveled at the spectacle of being horribly outdated and sexist of course, but accusations of racism are now being leveled against the format as well. The key thing to remember is….this is a show.
Firstly, we can be somewhat relieved that the winner of this contest was actually a natural woman and in fact, actually a Miss. The fashionable thing of allowing other than natural women to enter contests was thankfully not a consideration….at least not in this year’s iteration.
From an early age, it was always quizzical to observe that the women in these contests were preposterously beautiful. Most would agree that these women no more represented a nation’s inventory of females than Porsches represented the average car. But it was a show and we all suspend our beliefs for the entertainment value.
But, because of human beings’ natural tribalism, it was important to have a good showing at the contest. It wasn’t about representation as much as it was about winning. Like sports contests, the victory of your team oddly reflects a glory unto oneself, thus, you win when your team wins.
This year, the controversy actually surrounded a contestant from Zimbabwe, who was as you’d expect, pretty attractive. The problem was that the contestant, Brooke-Bruk Jackson was white which irked many people because the vast majority of Zimbabweans are black. Though Miss Jackson was born in Zimbabwe, she apparently doesn’t reflect the people and in fact seen as a symbol of their historical oppression. As we know, breast beating these days is a global phenomenon.
This is an oddly provincial view since the world aspires to be pushing towards inclusiveness and world kumbaya. Some may recall that many years ago, way back in 1978, Canada entered a contestant in this same contest who was ethnically Chinese, Andrea Eng. I don’t recall a national outcry at the time; and that was over 40 years ago.
Presumably there were contests within Zimbabwe to narrow down the contestants to the ultimate winner, Miss Jackson and presumably, some of the contestants were black. Should race matter? Should the ultimate winner be determined as a function of demographic statistics? If so, perhaps the contest can be renamed the Miss Statistical Universe pageant.
If you were to extrapolate this logic, think of all the professions that should also be subject to statistical restrictions. In a population of citizens, only those who fall under the national quota would be allowed into a profession. If for example, Indians make up 5% of the population, they cannot be represented by more than that amount in the tech industry. If blacks are 13% of the population, they cannot represent more than that amount in sports teams.
At the end of it all, who cares what a contest claims? Do we really think the winner is the most beautiful woman in the universe? Pretty arrogant since all of the contestants are from Earth.